TEN things you want to say to TEN different people

1. I'm sorry I left without saying anything. I just.. I'm just horrific at life when it comes to things like that.

2. I've only known you for a week or so, but you make me laugh more than my other friends have so far.

3. I LOVE YOU AND HOPEFULLY I'LL TELL YOU THAT TOMORROW BUT I PROBABLY WON'T SO ELKJAESTLJSLVJET.

4. STUPID PUPPIES ARE FINE TOO THANKS.

5. I HATE YOU FOR GETTING ME ADDICTED TO SUPER MARIO STUFF. I MEAN REALLY.

6. PSSSSSST. HEY. YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE. LOVE, SEME.

7. You're the reason I stopped drawing. I hope you're happy.

8. Uh, hey, yea. You have made a really bad first impression, silly teacher. I hope you can fix it soon, though...

9. HARVEY DENT APPROVES THIS MESSAGE, BUT NOT YOU, FRANK. NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOUR GLUESTICK.
Well. No one except.. like.. everyone.

10. THIS CITY NEEDS A NEW KIND OF RETARD, AND I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. ASS.


NINE things about yourself:

1. When I get annoyed I tend to scream 'ASS' a lot.

2. I have a guilt complex.

3. I'm a horrible people person.

4. LOL HOMO-FLEXIBLE MUCH?

5. My number is five. I tend to always pick it out of like.. a random deck or whatnot. If I had to describe myself in one playing card (lol I don't know why, but whatever), it would be the five of spades.

6. I suck at drawing. c:

7. I can't sleep without having a blanket on me. Even if its like 90 degrees out.

8. I'm really tired. Holy crap.

9. I love maple syrup. ♥


EIGHT ways to win your heart:

1. Must like Video Games.

2. Must know what the Caramelldansen is, so I know you're not completely sheltered from the internet.

3. Will not be afraid to hit me if need be.

4. Preferably my height or taller (I'm 5'4"~)

5. Must not be afraid of me.

6. WILL COMMIT SUICIDE WITH ME CAUSE THAT'S THE ULTIMATE WAY TO SHOW YOUR LOVE. ♥3♥

7. Must not flip out over everything, like "HOMG YOU DIDN'T CALL ME LAST NIGHT WTF"

8. Should be determined to try and keep the relationship going, because I get annoyed as ever at relationships that only last a day or so.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

1. I wonder what 'so-and-so' is thinking about right now.

2. MOKOSYAO FTW.

3. DANCE AND BE MERRY, DANCE DANCE AWAY~! DANCE AND BE MERRY, FOR GLAD IS THIS DAY!

4. D: Where's Jill!

5. I WISH IT WOULD STOP RAINING AND BEING CLOUDY HERE SO I CAN ACTUALLY THINK AGAIN. HEADACHES FTL.

6. WTF ITS SUMMER I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WALK OUTSIDE WITHOUT A SWEATSHIRT.

7. I suck at softball.

FIVE turn offs:

1. Hicks/Hillbillies.

2. Grey Hair.

3. People that don't shower at least once every other day.

4. Melodramatic SERIOUS people. WTF.

5. Closed-minded people.

FOUR turn ons:

1. Lighter hair. Doesn't have to be blonde.

2. NOT ROUND. Fat is one thing, ROUND IS ANOTHER.

3. Weirdness/Oddity/etc.

4. CAPSLOCK PORN. Lol I don't know.

THREE smileys that describe your life:

owo

o3o

8D / D8

TWO things you want to do before you die:

1. Make someone happy.

2. VISIT EUROPE WITH MY FRIENDS.

ONE confession:

I bully myself into doing things. If I didn't, I would be too scared and too guilty to do anything, like even make a DeviantArt account. Even so, after I actually do something, I usually get depressed and end up crying about it cause lol I'm a weirdo.